you’ll turn 30 someday, and then feel grossed out by the concept of dating even a 22 year old, realizing how huge the chasm is between those life stages.
and then you’ll think of it again in a few years, and again. the more time goes by, the more you feel like college-aged kids really do seem like “kids”. and then you’ll be 44, and the idea of men your age dating girls as young as 20 will make you nauseous, because they’ll mostly look like kids to you. in appearance, but even moreso in behavior.
middle-aged men (particularly famous men) consistently dating women as young as possible without being illegal is not a situation of “adults dating adults”, it’s a pattern in a pedophilic society that says that 18 year old girls are the hottest and most desireable, women are old when they turn 26, and it’s “totally normal” for men to lust after girls who are young enough to be their biological children
please re-prioritize why you felt the need to justify a celebrity’s pattern of dating women who are barely even old enough to drink, to me, a person who is not your friend.
i love you practical effects i love you corn syrup blood i love you set designers i love you creature artists i love you makeup and prosthetics i love you costumers i love you actors who sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours i love you makeup artists i love you practical sets i love you puppetry i love you miniatures and bigatures
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van
UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist
USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is this…shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.
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